Monday, May 25, 2009

Men's Fears

"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others."

Men never talk about this. The problem is that we have always been taught to toughen up. This is a very delicate topic for us because we will never admit to it. Without further due…here are Men’s worst fears:

Going Bald- This sucks. Women have no idea how freaking sad it is to see your hair disappear. Nowadays you see men shaving their heads as if looking like a Q-ball is going to bring back their lost confidence. Shaving your head is a way to say “FUCK IT, I LOST THE BATTLE.” Whenever you see someone with a shaved head, he is not comfortable, he just got tired of combing over his hair from one side to the other.

Being broke- Here is another true one for the records. Being broke sucks, not only because you have to eat 99 cent burgers for lunch, but because you can’t take a girl out in fear that you will look cheap. Broke guys don’t have a social life. No girl wants to go out with a broke ass… they rather stay home. I’m not saying women love money, but it’s sad to see someone ask you out, and you paying. Living with Grandma when you are 40 is just sad.

Unwanted kids- If there is something guys fear is an unwanted kid popping out of the blue. I know I sound like a major Dick right now, but there are some women who get pregnant on purpose. I know what you’re going to say “WEAR A CONDOM!” well here’s my dickish response “CLOSE YOUR LEGS.” Hahaha. I’ve known cases when the guy breaks up the relationship, and mysteriously the girl gets pregnant the next day. After that “Mr. Child support knocks on your door… and it’s all downhill from there.”

Sucking at sex- Women know this one. If it wasn’t that traumatizing to a guy, then women wouldn’t need to fake orgasms. Apparently looking at PORN since you are 14 does not mean you’ll be an ORGASM MACHINE; neither does the fact that your right hand has been your best friend for years. The worst thing is that some men don’t actually read the books and magazines, so they don’t care to educate themselves better. You suck in bed? Date an older woman…Hmmm. This is also the reason why Viagra sells so much, because if nature can’t help you, science will.

Loneliness- Sure men don’t want to commit…YET. Give him a few years, when he gets fat, bald, and overly hairy from the neck down, and has no girlfriend. Scary thought. Men need someone by their side to give them hell (women hahaha). Loneliness makes men uncomfortable and insecure. That’s why you see bald Chewbaka at the club sometimes…drinking by himself and begging for attention.

Cheating wife- This is the mother of all fears. Every time a couple argues, and stops talking; the first question when they get together is “Have you been with anyone?” Trust me, as long as you are not fucking anyone else…he will forgive you. If he doesn’t come back though, is because he found someone else.

That’s it. There is one more, but that one will be on another post by itself.



Tuesday, April 28, 2009


"...And out of nothing, poetry is born."


Just like a dream…
My fantasy touched reality
When my fingers caressed your face
And I lost myself in your beauty.

Just like a dream…
My body found yours
Like the light finds the sun,
The day I least expected.

Just like a dream…
My soul entangled yours
And danced a soundless melody
Of passion and joy.

Just like a dream…
Your eyes imprisoned mine
And erased time from my memory
As my present became you.

Just like a dream…
A subtle whisper of profound happiness
Fills my mind with the need of having you
As if I could only exist if you exist.

Just like a dream…
A mixture of sublime feelings
Forever stamped unto my chest
Letting my heart know it belongs to you.

And as words could only fail to interpret
The abstract moment our lives encountered
I find myself in an ever ending trance
…Just like a dream.


PS- Thanks to the person who inspired this.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Blaming Game

“If you don’t succeed in life…blame it on your parents.”

I wrote on my last post about “Kids and society.” It talked about how they keep finding excuses for kid’s behavior nowadays. Here’s a summary… Parents should have more communication with their kids. That’s it.

I got GREAT responses from the readers who began to share their ideas. One reader, whom I consider a friend, wrote about CHOICE and how we choose to do things in life. Well, my friend beat me to it, because I was going to write about that too.
We love to play something I call THE BLAMING GAME. What does that mean? It means that if I succeed in life I thank God for it, but if I fail…I blame you for it.

That is what happens nowadays. We are in a society where everything is someone else’s fault. The fast food companies got sued a while ago because people got fat. The tobacco companies got sued because people were getting lung cancer. Victoria’s secret is going to get sued because she won’t reveal her damn secret. I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story” because IT ENDED. So you see?

Where is the word CHOICE in this? Don’t we choose to do things anymore? If a commercial tells you to go rob a bank, do you do it? If the Cheetah Girls tell you to go adopt some cheetahs, do you go and get your kids cheetahs?
I’m sure that kids watch a lot of TV, they play lots of violent video games, they listen to a lot of Rap and Metal music… but why aren’t parents talking to them?
“I’m a loser because my father is an alcoholic” WHAT IF maybe your father is an alcoholic because you’re a loser? Hahaha.

I think that by the time a child has becomes a teenager, freedom of choice becomes a factor… but CHOICES seem to be common sense sometimes. DRUGS ARE BAD, DRINKING AND DRIVING KILLS, OBEY THE LAW, DON’T GO SHOOTING PEOPLE, DONT BEAT UP YOUR LANDLORD… does it really take a rocket scientist to figure those out?

Is it society’s fault that your kid is a screw up? I’ll give a few personal examples. My dad grew up in a really bad neighborhood. He grew up on something like a Ghetto full of everything your mind only sees on a Hollywood movie. He took himself out of that, and he’s never been a felon. Why??? Because he chose to be a positive example.

Here’s another example. I went to high school in the US. I’ve lived my life here since I was 9 years old. Although I grew up here, had many friends, went to parties, had girlfriends… I’ve never taken drugs, I never smoked a cigarette, and I had my first beer when I was 25. Why? Because I wanted to. My dad taught me to not be a follower.
So why do we find excuses for people’s fuckups? Because it is harder to admit that we look for our own troubles. When I hear about Amsterdam (We‘ve all heard about Amsterdam), I think… what do they do with their lawsuits? Everyone seems to take responsibility over there.

Stop blaming society for people’s poor choices! that’s all. If I killed a hooker (what a bad example)… never mind, you get the point.



Thursday, February 26, 2009

Bad Kids and Society

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."

I was reading an article which states that they’re linking smoking in HOLLYWOOD MOVIES to kids wanting to smoke. This is the same reason they killed JOE CAMEL from Camel cigarettes. Apparently, everything that kids watch, they copy. How much more of this crap do I have to hear? Why do they try to find more excuses for people’s behavior?

I hate it when they make statements like…“Kids see guns on TV, they hear violence in Rap music, and they just grow up wanting to imitate it.” and my question is WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? Oh yeah, they’re too busy leaving their kids with grandma so they can go clubbing.

Here’s a question. I see lots of cooking shows on TV, how come I don’t see kids cooking? I see TRUTH commercials (the annoying anti smoking commercials), how come they don’t copy those either? I see COPS on TV everyday… I don’t hear about kids catching criminals either. SO WHY do we keep using that as an excuse to bad behavior?

Messed up kids are the product of messed up parents…PERIOD. Stop blaming society and the media for your spoiled kids. It pisses me off every time I see some violent kid on the news, he says he learned it playing video games. He learned that, but he couldn’t learn anything at school? Come on!
It is the fact that there is LACK OF COMMUNICATION at home, that is messing up these kids. Today’s youth has no respect for their elders, they have no respect for society, and they’re dropping out of school each year.

Did you all hear about the kid that dropped out of school to play GUITAR HERO? This is too much!!! If I would have told my dad that I was going to drop out of school to play MARIO BROS. (Yeah I’m old) he would have kicked my ass.

Start correcting your kids people, if TIME OUT doesn’t work then use the old KNOCK OUT (I’m playing) but be more strict with them. Talk to your kids and stop leaving it for the government or school to do all the educating. EDUCATION STARTS AT HOME.

The day I hear about kids dancing on the street because they saw it on MAMMA MIA! (That movie sucks) Then I’ll start believing those stupid theories.

Enough said,


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Original Poem

"Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass."


…And to think I once loved you.
The way you smiled, the way you looked,
The way you’d make me dream with a simple “I love you.”
My body felt the need of you, as if you were some drug causing an addiction.

My world… a mixture of chaos and despair;
An imaginary cell that wouldn’t let me look beyond or move forward.
It was a life sentence that kept me trapped around your memories.
It was a self inflicted wound that didn’t seem to close.

…And to think I once loved you.
The way my soul shattered into a million pieces as I saw you walk away.
Lying lifeless on the ground, screaming in silence constantly asking myself
what I did to push you away.

But the answers never came.
It was an unsolved puzzle with empty spaces and no solutions.
It was a vicious circle of negative feelings that turned love
Into some type of obsession.

…And to think I once loved you.
Longing for you to return, staring at a timeless clock, and filling my mind
With hopeless wishes. Looking at old pictures, re-living old moments,
As if re-living was a way to bring your soul next to mine on an empty afternoon.

Yet time heals, and as I look back to a tainted illusion that I once called love.
The false feeling that life would cease to exist if I didn’t have you.
I slowly picked myself up from the ground, with no tears left in me, and no pain left to feel.
I moved on… I left you in the past, and I moved on.

…And to think I once loved you.



Saturday, February 7, 2009

Turning 30

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."

OH MY GOD I’m 30. Just yesterday I was walking on diapers; just yesterday I was getting pimples all over my face, and today I’m 30. One thing that no one ever mentions, is that you don’t feel OLDER, you just get there. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BROCHURES THAT SHOW YOU THAT?
Why does it happen so gradual that you don’t feel it? And why does it have to hit you on the face on your freaking BIRTHDAY???

Turning 30 is an interesting experience… people start seeing you different:

Teenagers- See you as an old fart.
People in their 20’s - Think you are mature.
People in their 30’s - Think you’re interesting.
People in their 40’s - Have sex with you and tell their friends they’re doing a “Younger Guy.”
People in their 50's - Still think you are in diapers.
People in their 60's and up - Are wearing diapers, so they don't say anything.

In other words, you are still young enough to be around, but too old to screw around. I find myself in a time of meditation, looking back at all my f**k ups, and looking forward to my now called GOALS. I think that life is broken down into decades. You really party in your 20’s, You make money in your 30’s and you start enjoying in your 40’s.
If by the time you hit middle age, you are still washing Lettuce at Burger King (Then I wonder why people hate me), chances are you won’t be Donald Trump by the time you retire.

This is also the time when you start considering having kids for some mysterious reason (If you still don’t have any). I remember finding kids annoying…then one day, they began to make me smile; so I ran to the bathroom and slapped myself. Now I actually think about it more often… and I still slap myself.

Some people fall into some type of crisis though, thank God I’m not one of those (Yet). I am happy with the way I’ve lived my life, I wish I had done more by now, but I’m happy. I feel like I am accomplishing my goals. I don’t see me buying a Corvette convertible anytime soon, or putting on my Miami Vice outfit and hang out at the club on HIGHSCHOOL NIGHT. YUCK… we all hate the “Old man at the club.”
The only thing about getting older though, is that you don’t get as many presents as you did when you were little. No POKEMON toys for me. Hahaha.

Overall, I think turning 30 is a great time in my life. I take things more seriously, I am more methodical, and I am old enough to party whenever I want, without having to tell mom and dad that I’ll be home late.
So there you go, I’m 30 now, and from now on I’ll turn 30 every year.



PS- I wrote this post on the day I turned 30... just wanted to share it with you guys.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Life Lessons

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

I was thinking of ways to contribute to the Blogger community and I finally got it. It took a lot of research (and internet browsing) to get this next little thing going. I have a few "LIFE LESSONS" to make you smile and ponder, but most importantly… make you a wiser person . Here we go:

I hope you learn something from this.



End of the World

"Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours."

Every few years or decades, some A-hole comes up with a new theory about THE END OF THE WORLD.
There are books, magazines, internet articles with a Zillion (yup, I said Zillion) statements swearing that the world is going to end on a specific time. How the hell do they know this???
First it was the year 2000, where the planets were going to align and cause some type of catastrophe. Then it was the asteroids that were going to have an effect of atomic bombs. Then it was the aliens who were going to finally come down from another galaxy and make us sex slaves. Want more??? Because I’m going to list as many as I can. Then there was Nostradamus who predicted that a giant dildo would make women infertile… Ok, I went too far.

Here are a few of the latest theories:

Mayan Calendar: The Mayas predicted the end of the world to be on December 21, 2012. They were good with numbers and astronomy, BUT if they could predict the future… would they have died out as a civilization??? don’t you think they would have seen that one coming???

The Atom Smasher: Europeans have been building a Particle Accelerator. This thing is like a giant bomb, if it goes wrong, and is supposed to be tried on the year 2012 (how original). This one does scare the living piss out of me, because we know how messed up our experiments can go. I'm glad ex-president Bush didn't get his hands on that thing.

The Bible: Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. YUP here is the Bible again. God is just waiting for the year 2012 to start kicking ass; until then, Satan is just working out and pumping Iron at the gym.

Super Volcano: Yellowstone National Park in the US has a big volcano that supposedly explodes every 650,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Australians, beware of the volcano in the US, cuz its coming to get you.

The Physicists: Physicists at Berekely University have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. While also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs. This proves that even PHYSICISTS smoke a lot of weed. They should film them while they’re coming up with these theories… I bet they’re smoking something.

Like I said before, these are just SOME of the many theories. I bet after the year 2012, we will be hearing of new dates. I guess there’s always going to be someone with a lot of time in their hands, and willing to scare the crap out of the rest. Do I believe any of it??? HELL NAH!!! But if I had to pick one theory, I’m gonna go with the theory of Nostradamus and the giant dildo… it just makes more sense in my head. Hahaha.



What Men Want

"If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40... it's a female problem."

Every now and then I get asked "What do men want?." Today seemed like a good day to answer the never ending question! so ladies, grab some pen and paper and take notes...hahaha.

The problem is not the fact that you dont find the answer; the problem is that WOMEN look on the wrong places. ALL books and magazines which talk about what men want, are written by women. You havent realized that yet???
Men are the simplest of beings. Our brains are not made to have us express ourselves in any other way which is not A SIMPLE WAY. We don't say "I was hinting you that" or "but I thought you would realize it" we tell you straight forward. If we are hungry, we say we are hungry; if we are mad, you know we are mad...PERIOD.

But what do men want??? here we go. Men want 3 simple things. Great sex, good food, and some space. Yup, STOP BUYING A MILLION MAGAZINES, there are no more secrets to look up, and there is no harder science to it.

Great sex- Did I already say we are simple minded? YES. Give your man a lot of sex( Just the 2 of you, I don’t believe in 3-somes and other things). Men love sex, and you will always keep him happy if you give him enough of it. However, if he is pressuring you into a 3-some or some type of orgy, leave him because he doesn't love you. NO LOVING MAN WANTS TO SHARE HIS WOMAN WITH ANYONE.

Good food- Have you ever seen an angry man right after he had a good meal? NO. In prison, before they send a man to the electric chair, what do they give him? ANYTHING HE WANTS TO EAT. Food is our delight... we love eating. Women always want guys to take them to dinner; try taking him to a good steakhouse for once. Surprise him with a good meal and you will see some joy and gratitude. If you're broke, get him some nachos...THE END.

Space- We need our space. Just because we need space doesn't mean that we don't love you. This is one of the big problems women have with men. Space doesn't mean we are going to automatically cheat. We need some time to get off the stress.

THE BIG NO NO: You just had sex with your man, and he is happy just staring at the ceiling; what do you do? you ask him "what are you thinking???" HE IS NOT THINKING ANYTHING. THERE IS NO BLOOD IN OUR BRAINS AT THAT MOMENT, SO STOP ASKING. We are so calm and relaxed at that moment, please don’t kill the moment.

It is as simple as that, I know there are other topics like CHEATING MEN, but they should be treated as OTHER TOPICS. Today's topic was WHAT MEN WANT, and that is all a man wants.
In the words of the great Chriss Rock... Feed me, Fuck me, and Shut the hell up. HAHAHA this sounds too mean, but it’s a mean version of putting it.

So in conclusion, men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.



PS- This post is only meant for fun purposes and it is not meant to offend any women or men. Thank you.

PSS- Stop buying magazines; the question has been answered. =)

Monday, January 26, 2009


"The problem with women is that they get excited about nothing...and then they marry him."

Here we go again. As promised, here is the Chicktionary. After doing the Dicktionary, I got some emails asking for a little fairness, and here it is.
WARNING: This one is made for the female audience. It is intended to just make you laugh a little and not to offend anyone.

Here are some interesting definitions to everyday words:

Bachelor- A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Compromise- An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own.

Common sense- Something you've always had, but he never will.

Erection- Something you’ll see less of , as the years go by.

Fiancee- Last chance life gives you to realize its not what you expect.

G-spot- Your greatest secret he’ll never find.

Husband- Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouln't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.

Impregnable- A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Joke- What women end up marrying.

Lesbians- The alternative to a world of false promises.

Lie- His version of the truth.

Marriage- The point when you realize that “All the good ones were taken.”

Men- A world of false promises.

Mistress- Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mrs- A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition

Orgasm- something you fake when he fails to deliver.

Yawn- An honest opinion openly expressed.



Saturday, January 24, 2009


"I am not young enough to know everything."

YES, the title was done on purpose. I feel in a sharing mood today, so im gonna share some of my knowledge with those who want to learn (im jokinggg).
WARNING: This is intended for the male readers, and it's just a JOKE. Please ladies... do not get offended... its just a little mean comedy.
Here are some everyday words that have some interesting meanings:

Baby- An experience.

Bitch- A girl who sleeps with everyone…but me.

Child Support- When you just won’t learn.

Divorce- Future tense of marriage.

Experience- The name people give to their mistakes.

Father- A banker provided by nature.

Hangover- the wrath of grapes.

House- Something a man loses when he gets divorced.

Housekeeper- Your ex-wife.

Humiliation- The harder you try, the funnier you look.

Husband- The one that didn’t get away.

Paycheck- What you work for and your wife takes.

Sexual Harassment- When the person you’re flirting with... doesn’t like you.

Wife- The only one who fell for it.



Ps- coming soon...The Chicktionary

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Diary of a Miami Guy

"You dont know what you have...until you lose it."

I know it is cold everywhere right now... so here are little pieces of a diary. Miami is always hot (with a few exceptions) but what kills Miami is the never ending traffic, the hurricanes, etc. I hope you all enjoy this... Its a little long, but its worth the read.

August 12 ------ Today I moved into my new home in Pennsylvania. How peaceful! Everything is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. I cannot wait until I see them covered in snow. I'm happy to have left behind the heat, the humidity, the traffic, the hurricanes and the Cubans in Miami. THIS is the life!

October 14 ----- Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place I've seen in my life. The leaves have changed through all the shades of red and orange. How wonderful to have all four seasons again. I went for a walk in the woods, and for the first time I saw a deer. They are so agile, so elegant. They are the most beautiful animals I've seen in my life. This is paradise. I hope it will snow soon. THIS IS the life!

November 11 ---- Soon it will be deer hunting season. I cannot imagine anyone who would want to kill one of these creatures. Winter is here. I cannot wait for it to snow! THIS IS THE life!

December 2 ----- Last night it snowed! I woke up and found everything covered in white. It looks like a picture postcard... a movie. I went out to sweep the snow off the steps, and to shovel the walkway. I lay down in the snow, and later we had a snowball fight with the neighbors (I won) and when the snowplow went by I had to shovel again. The snow is so beautiful! It looks like cottonballs piled up everywhere. What a beautiful place. Pennsylvania is the life.

December 12 ---- Last night it snowed again. I love it. The snowplow covered my walkway in snow again, but... what can we do. Anyway, this is the life.

December 19 ---- Last night it snowed again. I couldn't finish shoveling the walkway because before I finished the snowplow went by, so today I couldn't go to work. I'm a little tired of shoveling snow. $%&t snowplow! What a life!

December 22 ---- Last night it snowed again, or better said... white $%&t fell from the sky. My hands are destroyed and full of callouses from the shovel. I think the snowplow watches me from the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling before it goes by. D*&^ M^&*@#$%r!!!

December 25 ---- Merry white Christmas, but really white because everything is covered with white s%^t. G^&&%$^%&*! If I catch the son of a n^&*% that drives that snowplow I swear I'll kill him. I don't understand why they don't put more salt on the road to melt the ice faster!

December 27 ---- Last night even more white s&*t fell from the sky. I've been stuck inside my house for three days! I got outside only when I have to shovel the walkway after the snowplow goes by. I can't go anywhere. My car is buried under a mountain of black snow. The news said that tonight 2ft of snow would fall. I cannot believe it.

December 28 ---- The son of a b*&^% weatherman was wrong again! We didn't get 2ft of snow... we got 6ft of the s*&t. . . . G*& (^&*^ him! If this continues, the snow won't ever melt, not even in the summer. Today the snowplow broke down near here, and the driver came to ask ME for a shovel. I can't believe it! I told him that I had broken six shovels shoveling up the snow that he pushed on my walkway everyday. So I broke THAT shovel over his head.

January 4 ------ Finally today I was able to leave my house. I went to buy food and a d*^% deer walked out in front of my car and I killed it. The repairs for the car will cost $3,000! Those animals should be poisoned. I wish the hunters had killed them ALL last year! Hunting season should be all year round!!

March 15 ------- I fell on the G&^&&*%^&% ice today and broke my leg.

May 3 ---------- When they removed the cast, I took my car to the mechanic. He told me that it was all rusted underneath because of the salt they use to melt the snow. Who thought up such a thing? Isn't there another way to melt the ice?

May 10 --------- I moved back to Miami! THIS IS THE LIFE!!! What pleasure! Heat, humidity, traffic, hurricanes, and cubans. The truth is that anyone who would want to live in Pennsylvania, such a cold and out the way place, is crazy! This is the life!




"If my aunt had balls... she'd be my uncle."

Sometimes we regret things that have happened in our life. Sometimes we fill our life with excuses like "If I he wouldn't have left me I ..." or "If my parents hadnt divorced..."
The problem with regreting things is that it pulls negativity into our lives. Regreting things means that we are putting our faults into some event that according to us, shifted our lives.

Why do we regret things? In my opinion, we do it because it serves as an excuse. We love excuses, we love blaming others, and we sure do not accept that we can change things if we try. It is much easier to regret a past event, than to learn the lesson and move on.

In life we win some, and we lose some. If you lose, dont lose the message. We all learn more from losses than wins. Remember that regreting is negative, and accepting is positive. If you feel your life with positive things, you become a positive person...and that attracts better things in the future.

Got it?



"Defeat is only temporary."

Life happens to be hard... but its hard on everybody. Sometimes we look at famous people and we see them all so rich and happy... then we see their REHAB stories.
When something doesn't go our way, when someone betrayed us, or when life doesn't look good, we question why?

WHY? because it has to happen. I am a firm believer that events happen to help us appreciate life better. If your life was full of positive things, you would not appreciate anything.
Take any bad moment and think to yourself that "it is a lesson," ask yourself what you are learning and then... Stand up, look forward, and move on.

Some people think their life is going to end after a BREAKUP... no its not! breakups happen everyday, and if you give yourself a chance and keep yourself busy, before you know it, you will find someone else.

Experiences shape you as a person, and that includes negative and positive. As we grow older we get to realize those things and it makes us view life differently. Do not let a bad moment bring you down... and do not, for a minute, think that a bad moment will last forever.

Next time you have a bad moment, calm down, breath deep and just say... This too shall pass.



Internet Love

"The problem with the internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity"

...Where to start? The internet has to be among one of the best inventions of all time. It is used by companies, adults, kids etc. Thanks to the internet I can write my silly blogs and have anyone read it.

But enough about that. what do I think of internet love? Off the top of my head, I can identify 2 common scenarios. Lets analyze each one and see what happens.

We have all heard of the following... the usual guy/girl who goes into a chat room and by mere chance finds someone of his interest. They begin chatting, sharing ideas, then talking, then meeting and VOILA! they click. Years later they're telling their wonderful story on the newspaper and we all just say AWEEE. THE END.
I dont see anything wrong with this. There are no rules on Love. To me, a couple that meet that way, are just as good as a couple who met at a club, a bar, a concert. There is an advantage though, because you get to know someone at a different level, before you connect at a physical one. It is wonderful to see how opportunities present themselves anywhere we look.

Like everything in life, there is a negative side. There are people who build a whole alternate life online. There are some who join chatrooms and internet societies, and make themselves out to be what they cant be in the real world. A girl, who lives in the USA and is deeply in love with a guy in FRANCE (random examples) and they have been together for years...but they havent met. They argue like couples do, they have breakups and makeups, and promise never ending love for eachother.
She hasn't been able to fly into his arms because McDonalds didn't give her the promotion she wanted, and he cannot fly to her because his MOTHER wont let him.
The problem with this story is that it starts becoming a fantasy. When you invest that much time into something like this, you begin to miss out on everyday real events around you. Longing for someone who is 100,000 miles away is taking you away from someone who might be 10 feet away. Putting that much time into a fantasy is like waiting for FEBRUARY 30TH to come...IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN.

Dreaming is good, but investing your life on something lacking total reality is not. Some people waste years of their lives on such fantasies, when they could have increased their social skills and chances in the world around them. If you are in an internet relationship, good for you. Just analyze yourself a little and see which scenario you are falling under.. first or second. A relationship is based on knowing the person, that includes physically. You cannot keep a relationship with someone you only know through chat and emails.

So does internet love work? YES and NO.



Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Religion in a nutshell

"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."

Back to the Religion topic! Please do not feel offended, this is not meant to offend anyone but just to make you laugh a little. If you still get sad and offended, then may God make you happy. =)

A short guide to comparative religions:

TAOISM- Shit happens.
BUDDHISM- If shit happens, it's not really shit.
ISLAM- If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
JUDAISM- Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM- This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM- Shit happens because you're bad.
HARE KRISHNA- Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. EVANGELISM- Send more shit.
ATHEISM- No shit.
JEHOVA'S WITNESS- Knock knock, shit happens.
NEDONISM- There's nothing like a good shit happening.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE- Shit happens in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM- Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
EXISTENTIALISM- What is this shit anyway?
STOICISM- This shit doesn't bother me.
RASTAFARIANISM- Let's smoke this shit.

With that said and done, I must say again that I respect everyone's opinion and everyone's religion even though they might not be the same as mine. It would be so nice if everyone in the world would ligthen up a little and be more united... but until then.



PS- I do not take credit for that joke, its an old one and I just put it here to make you guys smile a little.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."

No!!! Im not going to write about the meaning of life (I wish I knew). After watching the movie "The curious life of Benjamin Button" I couldn't help to realize how life is such a wonderful thing. I also remembered the great Comedian George Carlin, who had made a similar joke many years ago. What Im going to leave you guys with is something funny, the way life should be. Once again, this was said by George Carlin...may he rest in peace. I hope it brings a smile to your faces:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . .
Then finish off as an orgasm!!!

Hope you liked it,



"Giving is not charity if its someone else's money."

Let me get political again. Once again I only speak for myself. Welfare policies anger me. For those who do not live in the United States, let me explain:
You work in this country, you pay your taxes, you see your paycheck decrease by a lot; and there is someone on the other end who sits at home everyday and gets a paycheck. How does that work???
I don’t mind paying taxes, and I don’t mind knowing that my taxes are used on many good things, but teaching people that it is ok to sit at home and wait for free money is not what I consider FAIR.

There are people who have kid after kid after, and what does the government do? pay them more per kid. I am sure the the theory behind welfare was to help the poor; but what type of help are we giving them by teaching them to be lazy? I hate to go to a supermarket and see someone my age paying with food stamps.

I remember my dad was sick once. Since he has worked all of his life, he had to find a way to cost the surgery he had. If he hadn’t worked, then he would qualify for Medicaid, a plan that pays for everything... DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???
I guess the moral of the story is, don’t work and get taken care of. They say that social security might not be there when I retire. Why not make the welfare people work, so then I can get my social security when I cannot work anymore?

This country has really good ideas, but there are some that just hit my cranial nerves. Now that the economy is struggling, I wonder if the government is going to consider everyone poor... then we all get welfare checks hahaha.

Selfish people do not care, and I believe that if they dont, then they should make them care. Find them jobs, make them pick cherries and work minimum wage jobs, TAX them too, and then maybe help them with welfare. And if a woman is getting welfare, and she's having her 9th kid already, then cut it... cuz chances are, she'll be having the 10th kid next year.

Enough said,



"Computer dating is fine, If you're a computer."

I was watching TV (I know), and I saw this commercial on eharmony. It made me think for a moment that "there's a lot of lonely people out there." THAT WAS MEAN!
Lets rephrase that a little better... There's many people out there who haven't found what they're looking for.

Why is that? In a society where overpopulation seems as something normal, and where women have achieved a great deal of freedom... why are there a lot of singles?
Then I realized "Hey man, Im single too" and the reasons became clearer... QUANTITY DOESN'T MEAN QUALITY.

That's what happens. There are lots of single men and women who just do not seem to find what they want. There seems to be a LOVE CONNECTION COMPANY everywhere you look, wether it is TV, magazines, Online, just go outside for God's sake, but still there's a lot of single people out there.

What has been happening with me is that I am at an age where I no longer base what im looking for on just LOOKS. The person im looking for has to have a career and intellect, yet there's a lot of drop outs and women (and men) who just lack ambition.

Women have it even worse... by the time they reach 30, they find a lot of OLD MEN who think theyre still teenagers. why is it that we can't find what we want? are we setting starndards so high?

Most teenagers who read this (and who are 100% sure theyre going to marry their present boyfriend) must think Im crazy and dont make any sense... Just wait and see.
there's a saying..."we age too fast, and mature too late" and that seems to be true. People aren't maturing soon enough.

Yet the world keeps growing, and populations keep increasing, so the singles population will increase too. Dating seems so simple yet so complicated. Dating is our way of meeting new people in hopes that that person is what we are looking for... to then say NOPE, not it.

I don't date right now because I am focusing on myself for a moment and hopefully things will fall into place. I am one of those who just chooses not to and Im happy with it. I have had options but those options do not satisfy me... The end.

Share your opinions and Enjoy


Monday, January 19, 2009


"The jealous are possesed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time."

I recently broke up with my girlfriend. I could not stand how jealous she was all the time. Jealousy is like a cancer in a relationship.
NO i didnt cheat, or flirt, or lie, or sleep with anyone... I was always there.
When jealousy becomes a factor of arguments, sometimes theres little a person can do. I dont recall giving my ex reasons to be jealous of. It doesnt help to try to change a person, because some people do not change.

Jealousy is not necessarily caused by the other person's actions, but by someone's own insecurities. when a person has personal problems, when they have low self esteem, then their partner ends up paying for it.
The worst thing about jealousy is that its a downward spiral that just keeps taking you deeper and deeper. It does not go away, and it does not get better.
You cant make friends, you cant go anywhere and you cant do anything, because your jealous partner will start an argument.

It breaks the trust issue, which brings nonsense arguments; and it breaks the communication because of the lack of trust. Talking to a jealous person is like asking a blind man to see.
but can it be fixed? maybe with a lot of therapy.
If your relationship suffers from this, find someone who can help...for the benefit of the relationship... and if there is no help, then act civilized and walk away, because all people do in a relationship like that, is hurt eachother.



Saturday, January 17, 2009

"Fighting for Love"

"Enemies as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time."

Every time I hear about a couple arguing, someone always says "they have to fight for their love." Same thing when someone cheats... people always fight for their love. hmmm it all sounds so romantic. There are always couples that argue everyday, but keep fighting to keep the relationship alive.

My question is "Is love something that requires fighting for?" shouldn't love come naturally? if two people love each other, then why do they have to fight for LOVE?LOVE and FIGHTING are like oil and water. The problem is that we all watch too many Hollywood movies and read too many romantic novels... or both.

In real life, RESPECT (read my take on Relationships) is the factor that should keep a relationship together. When respect has been lost, then there is nothing left to fight for. You cant love someone you lost respect for. Love should be a combination of DESIRE and RESPECT. You desire the person physically and emotionally, and you respect the person enough to want to be by their side and share moments with. When that is lost, all that is left is a chain of everyday arguments that are disguised by the word LOVE.

My point is that if you have to constantly fight to keep the relationship together, then there is no relationship to start with. Love shouldnt be mixed with all the negative emotions. When communication lacks, there goes what you had.

If you just found out that your relationship has more downs than ups... then do yourself a favor and move on. Stop making yourlife miserable, and taking the other person down with you. All the years of stress and anger that you keep accumulating are not healthy and wont do you any good.

STOP fighting for love, and go find a LOVE that doesn’t require fighting for.




"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe"

I have mixed feelings about the cheating subject. Sometimes I tend to think that Men are as faithful as their options. Usually the woman who says "my husband doesnt cheat" is the one with a troll looking husband. Some men cheat because of lack of communication with their partners, some cheat beacuse they just don't want to break the relationship, and some just don't want to lose their house. =)

But cheating is everywhere, there's lots of women who cheat too. There are lots of married women who after years of something not working at home, decide to cheat.
Does everyone cheat? Theres the other side that says... NO, but everyone has the potential to be a cheater. All it takes is to break your point of tolerance (read my view on relationships). It is so easy for a person to cheat nowadays, thanks to the internet and all the things available.

Why cheat? why not just break it off? because unfortunately people are sometimes afraid that they will fail at their new adventure and will end up alone. I was so sure that everyone could be a cheater someday until A CERTAIN FRIEND proved me wrong. This guy is a good looking guy and yet he does not cheat. He will not even think about cheating, and he always has women approaching him, yet always found the strength to say no. Back to the mixed feelings. I guess it's easier to go the wrong way, but we should all have the strength to keep doing the right way.

If you don't want to be with someone...DON'T. Move on, Take the road that makes you happy. I will end this by saying that we should never take the other person for granted, because that is the number one problem on losing who we have. Try to keep the same level of attention and communication. I'll leave it as, everyone has the potential to be a cheater, but not everyone is.

I have a headache now,


PS- give ideas and comments... Thank you.


"Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak."

If I ever write a book ( I doubt it ), it will be based on my theories of what works and what doesn’t. Don’t worry guys, this is never going to happen, so I will not punish you with my silly ideas. My idea of having a true relationship that lasts forever depends on 3 key factors that together form something called RESPECT. A relationship has to have respect as a foundation. LOVE is a given, so we dont count it, for how can we have something when love is not a factor.

The 3 keys that I base a relationship on are: Trust, Communication and Sex. They work as a triangle or a tripod, and if one of them fails, then the other 2 will begin to fail too. I will explain further ( remember these are just my ideas).

So we start with TRUST. If a couple has trust, then the other things flow easily. It is the fact that your partner tells you something and you have no doubt that this person is saying the truth. This diminishes your level of STRESS, which makes you a happier person. Trust is meant to be on everything, as in "you trust he/she is not lying, or you trust he/she will not betray you". When trust begins to fail in a relationship, so does the triangle. Communication will fail because there is no trust and so will sex. You dont want to express yourself to someone you dont trust, and you certainly dont want to sleep with that person either. Point being, if there are trust issues in a relationship...Solve them!

We move on to COMMUNICATION. Communication is very very important too since we are human beings and our need to communicate has put us above other species. When 2 people find the common ground and are able to express themselves and talk problems out, then the relationship will be stable. More communication evolves into more trust to your partner, which once again reduces Stress in the relationship. When communication fails, so does the understanding for one another, and the arguments turn into fights, which turn into uglier things. You no longer trust your partner with your feelings and doubts because he/she will not understand you. Once again No sex for you when your partner is angry too... Hahaha.

Now we touch the last part which is Sex. This is something so intimate between 2 people that it requires a good sence of good chemistry. When you have someone you admire and love, and respect, and appreciate, but you dont desire him/her... Its called a friend. Your partner is your friend too, but to another level. One must always keep the other happy and understand his/her feelings and desires. We are all human, and we all have desires. When a couple is on the same channel, nothing keeps them happier than each other. There has to be communication, so each one can say what he/she wants, and there has to be trust, so that they both know that everything they do will be ok.
If a couple fails on this point (sex), then so does communication, and in the end, when he/she cheats on one another, so does the trust.

So a relationship is a triangle, and everything in a relationship works upon that triangle. I know there are other factors, but these are what i base a relationship on. Remember, if you have all 3, then you have RESPECT for yourself, for one another and for the relationship. Next time you have an argument... instead of blaming the other person for it, analyze yourself, and see what are you guys not doing to make it right. Which part of the triangle are you failing on.



Friday, January 16, 2009


"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue"

Hmmm... where to start.Society has always loved people who say "I saved myself until I was married". WOW that sounds so good, but, is it really a good Idea????
I really dont think so. Sexuality plays a big part in our lives. If it wasnt, then the Sex Industry would not be a Billion dollar industry. Im not talking about Porn alone, Im talking about Victorias secret, KY jelly's trillion commercials, the term sexy, etc.
So are we just a bunch of perverts? NO. Sex is the most normal thing in the world, but some cultures have it as a Taboo. OK so back to the virginity subject.

I think a person should lose their virginity when they feel mature enough to. I dont think a bunch of 11 year olds who are sexually active (like we see today) know what theyre doing. I think that women put so much stress on themselves as the years go by. Have you ever seen a 20 year old virgin before? or taken her out on a date? You cant even sneeze before she says "hey im a virgin ok? stop trying to make a move on me" Studies also show that women who start having sex at a very young age, are at greater risk to develop cervical cancer when they are older. Men who dont have sex also increase their chances of testicular cancer, and women who never breast fed do the same with breast cancer. Point being IF YOU DONT USE IT, YOU LOSE IT.

So when should a person lose her virginity? around 18 ( in theory only, because nowadays, nobody waits) if u wait until 18 u should also get an award hahhaa. Seriously though, I dont think anyone should wait until marriage. One should build a whole profile of experiences which help you mature. A person should also know if they are sexually compatible with their partner and be able to express themselves and find ways to maximize their time together... all this before they get married.

Society should also stop being harsh on the idea that women need to explore their sexuality too. A man who loses his virginity and has had many experiences is A REAL MAN!!! but a woman who does the same is a SLUTT. Is that fair? why must we be so hypocritical?

Have you ever had someone who sucks in bed??? imagine waiting until you get married to find out how much he/she sucks. I think a person should have some idea of how to please your partner by the time you are married. It sounds very romantic if husband and wife sexually meet for the first time on their honeymoon... yeah, very romantic... The guy doesnt know where to put it, and the girl cries the whole night in a mixture of anxiety, pain, shock and joy because it is her first time. What a night.

So in conclusion, everyone should lose their virginity when they feel mature enough, and not out of peer pressure, or because everyone is doing it. We evolve as a society and times change. Sometimes what was good before is not good today. I do not by any means promote premiscuity.



Thursday, January 15, 2009


"Fighting over religion is like fighting over who has the best imaginary friend"

As I grew up, I was given the freedom to look around and do my own personal research on religion. I was able to go to a catholic church, baptist, methodist, adventist, mormon, muslim, etc. My conclusion after that big journey is now based upon this quote:

"Faith unites people, and religion separates them"

The thought of a higher being is something that most of us need. This could be perhaps something we possess deep in our psyche, or maybe just the fact that we as humans have a need to believe.Once that HIGHER POWER idea was developed into different doctrines with rules and regulations, problems started. I am not saying religion as a whole is wrong...yet I am.

Why must some people believe they have the right religion without having explored others is beyond simple understanding. It is nice to see Jesus as a great example. It is so beautiful to learn about his life, about his teachings, about the example he set; but when Jesus starts becoming the reason for a million arguments and conflicts, then there's something wrong.

Mohammed is a great example too, and so is Moses. We as human beings are just so messed up in the head, that we try to take our beliefs and impose them unto others.

I do not lean myself into any religion. I like to know that they all have beautiful points of views that sadly became corrupted by Man himself. It was us, with our limited understanding, that began to deviate the true message of what faith was, and began to preach it in whichever way it was taught to us. Give that a couple of hundred years...and the message was made into different things.

In Christianity by itself we have so many branches. WHY??? because somebody interprets the same BIBLE into something else. THERE IS ONLY ONE BIBLE, yet there are so many types of Christianity.

There is only one KORAN, yet there are many branches of Islam, and the same goes with every religion. The fact of the matter is that MAN is the one at fault. If we were to just accept that we know nothing (like Socrates once said) then maybe we could accept others and respect their beliefs more.

If we could all just cope with the idea that "MAYBE WE ARE WRONG" then we could embrace other's beliefs and accept them as brothers. Maybe then would we not have so many conflicts over who is right. Why are we so close minded???

Centuries before us, we had the Egyptians who believed in their Gods, We had the Romans, We had the Incas, the Mayas, etc. They all had FAITH and they all died believing in their religions... WERE THEY WRONG? who taught them to worship their Gods? Who taught us to worship ours? Why were they wrong and we are not? Which God is it?

In the end it all comes back to "nobody knows". I rather embrace the good messages that all the people with faith have, than to label myself under one particular belief. Instead of criticizing others, people should see for themselves what the others are talking about... and then, open their minds a little more and enjoy the positive things about them.

We all came to this world and we are all going to leave it. What happens when we leave, we will never know... no matter how many preachers tell you otherwise. So we should focus on being closer to each other.



Tuesday, January 13, 2009

First Blog!!!

To Everyone,

Today I discovered something new...I found this website. Although I am no journalist, writer, poet, etc, I have so many "point of views" on so many things. I will, from today on, write about everything that is on my mind. I would like for people to ask me questions and worries, and I will answer with whatever knowledge I have. I will also speak about different topics such as Religion, Sex, Politics, and many other things that will come up as this goes along. Feel free to write and ask or comment. HELLO WORLD and I welcome you all to write me.