Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Religion in a nutshell

"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."

Back to the Religion topic! Please do not feel offended, this is not meant to offend anyone but just to make you laugh a little. If you still get sad and offended, then may God make you happy. =)

A short guide to comparative religions:

TAOISM- Shit happens.
BUDDHISM- If shit happens, it's not really shit.
ISLAM- If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
JUDAISM- Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM- This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM- Shit happens because you're bad.
HARE KRISHNA- Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. EVANGELISM- Send more shit.
ATHEISM- No shit.
JEHOVA'S WITNESS- Knock knock, shit happens.
NEDONISM- There's nothing like a good shit happening.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE- Shit happens in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM- Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
EXISTENTIALISM- What is this shit anyway?
STOICISM- This shit doesn't bother me.
RASTAFARIANISM- Let's smoke this shit.

With that said and done, I must say again that I respect everyone's opinion and everyone's religion even though they might not be the same as mine. It would be so nice if everyone in the world would ligthen up a little and be more united... but until then.



PS- I do not take credit for that joke, its an old one and I just put it here to make you guys smile a little.

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