Life

"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."


No!!! Im not going to write about the meaning of life (I wish I knew). After watching the movie "The curious life of Benjamin Button" I couldn't help to realize how life is such a wonderful thing. I also remembered the great Comedian George Carlin, who had made a similar joke many years ago. What Im going to leave you guys with is something funny, the way life should be. Once again, this was said by George Carlin...may he rest in peace. I hope it brings a smile to your faces:


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . .
Then finish off as an orgasm!!!


Hope you liked it,

Anonymous