"The problem with women is that they get excited about nothing...and then they marry him."
Here we go again. As promised, here is the Chicktionary. After doing the Dicktionary, I got some emails asking for a little fairness, and here it is.
WARNING: This one is made for the female audience. It is intended to just make you laugh a little and not to offend anyone.
Here are some interesting definitions to everyday words:
Bachelor- A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Compromise- An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own.
Common sense- Something you've always had, but he never will.
Erection- Something you’ll see less of , as the years go by.
Fiancee- Last chance life gives you to realize its not what you expect.
G-spot- Your greatest secret he’ll never find.
Husband- Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouln't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
Impregnable- A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Joke- What women end up marrying.
Lesbians- The alternative to a world of false promises.
Lie- His version of the truth.
Marriage- The point when you realize that “All the good ones were taken.”
Men- A world of false promises.
Mistress- Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mrs- A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition
Orgasm- something you fake when he fails to deliver.
Yawn- An honest opinion openly expressed.