Monday, January 26, 2009


"The problem with women is that they get excited about nothing...and then they marry him."

Here we go again. As promised, here is the Chicktionary. After doing the Dicktionary, I got some emails asking for a little fairness, and here it is.
WARNING: This one is made for the female audience. It is intended to just make you laugh a little and not to offend anyone.

Here are some interesting definitions to everyday words:

Bachelor- A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Compromise- An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own.

Common sense- Something you've always had, but he never will.

Erection- Something you’ll see less of , as the years go by.

Fiancee- Last chance life gives you to realize its not what you expect.

G-spot- Your greatest secret he’ll never find.

Husband- Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouln't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.

Impregnable- A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Joke- What women end up marrying.

Lesbians- The alternative to a world of false promises.

Lie- His version of the truth.

Marriage- The point when you realize that “All the good ones were taken.”

Men- A world of false promises.

Mistress- Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mrs- A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition

Orgasm- something you fake when he fails to deliver.

Yawn- An honest opinion openly expressed.



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