"I am not young enough to know everything."
YES, the title was done on purpose. I feel in a sharing mood today, so im gonna share some of my knowledge with those who want to learn (im jokinggg).
WARNING: This is intended for the male readers, and it's just a JOKE. Please ladies... do not get offended... its just a little mean comedy.
Here are some everyday words that have some interesting meanings:
Baby- An experience.
Bitch- A girl who sleeps with everyone…but me.
Child Support- When you just won’t learn.
Divorce- Future tense of marriage.
Experience- The name people give to their mistakes.
Father- A banker provided by nature.
Hangover- the wrath of grapes.
House- Something a man loses when he gets divorced.
Housekeeper- Your ex-wife.
Humiliation- The harder you try, the funnier you look.
Husband- The one that didn’t get away.
Paycheck- What you work for and your wife takes.
Sexual Harassment- When the person you’re flirting with... doesn’t like you.
Wife- The only one who fell for it.
Ps- coming soon...The Chicktionary