Chicktionary

"The problem with women is that they get excited about nothing...and then they marry him."


Here we go again. As promised, here is the Chicktionary. After doing the Dicktionary, I got some emails asking for a little fairness, and here it is.
WARNING: This one is made for the female audience. It is intended to just make you laugh a little and not to offend anyone.

Here are some interesting definitions to everyday words:


Bachelor- A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Compromise- An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own.

Common sense- Something you've always had, but he never will.

Erection- Something you’ll see less of , as the years go by.

Fiancee- Last chance life gives you to realize its not what you expect.

G-spot- Your greatest secret he’ll never find.

Husband- Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouln't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.

Impregnable- A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Joke- What women end up marrying.

Lesbians- The alternative to a world of false promises.

Lie- His version of the truth.

Marriage- The point when you realize that “All the good ones were taken.”

Men- A world of false promises.

Mistress- Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mrs- A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition

Orgasm- something you fake when he fails to deliver.

Yawn- An honest opinion openly expressed.

Enjoy

Anonymous